i break the "gay people walk at 1.5 speed" paradigm. i walk with neither haste nor dignity nor purpose. i walk like someone who was forced to at worst and someone who had nothing better to do at best.
laying down, however, i do with tenerity and style. i am the michael jordan of getting cozy.
Of 1.5x is a myth. Nyoomin' Georg is a statistical outlier with an average velocity of 200gkm/h (gay kilometres per hour)
