having some innocuous post get numbers means the dimmest people alive will show up on your doorstep. you could tweet "pouring water on a thing will make it wet" and people will reply:
- ipso facto, removing water from a thing will make it dry (i am very smart)
- i disagree that things should always be wet, i believe things are better when they're dry
- this is so true and why i stopped washing my vegetables
- this philosophy is what leads to things like hurricane katrina
- i did this to someone once and they hated it!!
- doesn't work if you pour it on the OCEAN (i am very smart)
- duh, that's like elementary mathematics
- waterworld (1995)
- actually things should have the proper moisture level. to paraphrase many famous cooks, 'too much water spoils the soup'
