Literally look at my weird fucking timeline. Go click on it and just be like “…The fuck is she…?” over and over!
And then consider that new people follow me all the time anyway! I’ve set a very accessible floor for post quality, I think. That’s just me thinking ahead for the next shitchost!
When in doubt, Post Hog!
People even keep following and engaging with me, the person who keeps posting just "I'm gay" in the global feed.
so you're telling me that you walk around sprinkling catnip along the way and you're surprised that cats keep following you home?





