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dorky femme droid

eggbug enthusiast

important eggbug lore

 


 

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.

 


 

child of the 80s

 


 

i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory

 


 

                                 
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WhimsyMachine
@WhimsyMachine

Panel 1: Two characters stand in a normal looking city.

Person A: "You gotta be careful with universes that look like our own. One sinister little change can have terrible repercussions."

Person A: "Now, to figure out where we are..."

Panel 2: Person B calls out to a random passerby.

Person B: "Hey! Where are we?"

Panel 3: The passerby looks annoyed and confused.

Passerby: "Seriously? You have a zune, just bing it."

Panel 4: Person A and B look at each other with shock and horror. Cue laugh track. Fade to black.



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in reply to @rainydaymariah's post:

Hahahaha I think this is officially the most popular post I've ever made on any social media platform ever 😂 guess it's time to pack up my vampires and go into the eggbug business! /jk/ Glad you like it, cohost :eggbug: ❤️

Going to add this, if anyone has amade a Zune emulator for android or something, LET ME KNOW! I hate spotify so much, I wouldn't even keep using it for free if there's a way to run zune-like music management software instead. Not that expandable memory exists either, but fuck it. I'd rather rip my old CD collection and carry it locally than stream. Technology should serve our needs, not dictate them!