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Psssst. Hey. Wanna wish?

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
child of the 80s
i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory
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Psssst. Hey. Wanna wish?Why is this bottle giggling and whispering to itself? Hmmm... Everything about this situation seems Very Legit.
Extremely legit! Absolutely nothing to be worried about! No risk of geniefication whatsoever!
Well I'm sure this inanimate object bears me no ill will. Look how shiny it is! ^_^
Perfectly safe to rub or open! Guaranteed to not suck you in and geniefy you*! Please feel absolutely free to enjoy and engage the bottle!!
*It will absolutely do this.
Caution: consuming genie girl water may cause belly dancing, gauzy clothing, and intense wish granting desires
What a curious and lovely wish-granting bottle! Bet I can coax the cutie inside to come out fully though~