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dorky femme droid

eggbug enthusiast

important eggbug lore

 


 

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.

 


 

child of the 80s

 


 

i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory

 


 

                                 
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in reply to @vikingstid's post:

"Aw naow, what d'you think I should've done instead? Bastard had a longbarrel combat shotgun, a suspiciously undamaged vintage King James translation in the other hand, and a bottle of instant wine in the bag. Would you have let that beaming, cheeky fucker in your hearth and home and through the door into the bargain?"

our first impulse is to jokingly be like "there's no such thing as Christ" as if that's an exaggeration of what people who go around saying "deny Christ" mean by it

but no, that's literally the exact thing they mean

so actually it's not so much of a joke, huh