

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
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Holy fuck, Leslie..... This is some iconic behavior, pff. (Also, such beautiful bonding between roommates..... Find yourself a roomie who will go out and buy Coffee-Mate for you first thing in the morning!!!)
Look.... Just like wasabi and soy sauce and malt vinegar, the imitators are basically the same thing!!! Coffee-Mate is very creamy!!!! (Although the soy sauce bit there is probably sacrilegious pff)
as a rule, you are absolutely correct.
when it comes to my crazy ass, tho. i specifically hate coffee-mate. international delight or actual cream for me, thanks. lol