Most Thoughts goes to Possum (Left)
b. 2016
She's calculating and conniving; not to quote Jurassic Park but when she looks at you know can tell she's working things out. She tolerates other cats in the colony but would happily kill most of them if she knew she could get away with it. She has a microscopic ovary fragment left from when she was fixed, and while she doesn't go into heat, she does claim domain next to the knife block in the kitchen and heat yowl for hours. If you walk in during this process, she gives you a look that makes you think you're in the wrong for interrupting.
Least Thoughts goes to Trout. (Right)
b. 2017
This creature 100% operates on vibes; he runs into rooms, forgets why he entered and loudly squawks until he either gets bored or someone pets him and he gets distracted. He is convinced every cat in the colony is his dad and will attempt to get them to wash him by shoving his face under their chins. He does this thing called 'the trout flop' where he will sort of bury his face in a surface (usually a bed or couch) and attempt to do a somersault so he can sprawl out and lay on his back. Once asleep, if you rub his belly he will make biscuits with his paws directly in the air.
Note: We named him Trout before he starting flopping like a fish but that's just a nice bonus






