don't "touch grass." grass is the office carpet of outside. attune to the wind. grasp at the chaotic flow of the water. share breath with the trees. glimpse the core of Being. live. be alive. you're an animal!! be an animal!! also lawns are ugly!!!


if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
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i escaped a cult.
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don't "touch grass." grass is the office carpet of outside. attune to the wind. grasp at the chaotic flow of the water. share breath with the trees. glimpse the core of Being. live. be alive. you're an animal!! be an animal!! also lawns are ugly!!!
RIGHT???? They're home to giant prairie robber flies which are the largest flies in the world and they're the coolest hunters of the grasslands going after other insects and even freaking HUMMINGBIRDS
Srsly though lawns and especially golf courses are awful plunders of land and water
there are many types of angiosperm, not just what exists on lawns!!!