STOP PRODUCING CORTISOL
- STRESS WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A CHEMICAL
- YEARS OF FEARS yet NO REAL WORLD USE found for being worried EVERYONE HATES ME
- want to feel stressed for a laugh? We had a tool for that it’s called “NATHAN FOR YOU”
- “Yes please give me an INDEFINABLE SENSE OF DREAD. Please disrupt my METABOLISM, SLEEP, and ability to RELAX” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS