so i go thru tsa, right? there was this cute girl waiting for me when i stepped out of the x-ray machine. she started to wave me thru but at the same time i gently raised my palms in a questioning gesture while inquisitively raising one eyebrow. "wanna touch me i think to myself." she immediately turned the what wave-through into a pat-down.
now i feel dirty for having flirted with a cop. is there any way to become clean again?





