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estrogen-and-spite
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dzamie
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...I mean, I did see a lot of lesbians on tumblr who were down bad for "literally just a goth girl with a biting kink" vampires. And I've talked with an awful lot of (proclaimed) straight men who want to fuck Eeveelutions whose only off-model feature is that they have visible genitalia (though, I'm not sure if they'd choose to take the label of "monsterfucker" themselves).

Aside from that, I'm generally inclined to agree.


estrogen-and-spite
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Mentat-Emulator
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confirming that these are all reasons I am hot for vampires


SpectreWrites
@SpectreWrites

yeah goth girls won't Literally Eating Me and that's very much part of the appeal of vampires


rotsharp
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instructions unclear now have a fetish for hot vampire eevee


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in reply to @estrogen-and-spite's post:

What the heart wants is not always advisable. Luckily I speak of desires that exist only in idea-space, and in idea-space I'm a cartoon rabbit and there are no limits for one's holes. 😆 ...also, I realize that this statement very clearly illustrates your point about the differences between these groups lmao

This is a literal six foot wasp with tits and a cock for a stinger. This is a thing with seventeen orifices, each quivering. This is just a robot with virtually no anthropomorphic features but she's mean to me in a hot way.

Yeah alright I mean I get where you're coming from but I definitely don't relate at-

This is a dragon that has claws larger than my entire body.

Oh NOW we're talking.

i am now thinking about the relatively normal podcast hosts who did a hot or not for 40k recently and then, instead of putting canis rex in the list, put canis rex's pilot.

when the cohost asked him why, he said "do you want to smash canis rex?" to which i reflexively said out loud "yes, you coward"

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