Alright, you get a million dollars, but you become extremely lactose intolerant. Like, celiac eating gluten levels of intolerance.
no thanks. what's the point of having one million dollars if i can't spend some of it on ice cream
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- celeste.lol/
if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
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i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
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in reply to @jkap's post:
someday i’ll need to get some because my stomach really fucking hates me and i still keep eating oreo ice cream sandwiches
I promise that there's vegan (lactose free!) ice cream out there that is good :3
