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Need lapel pins and earrings.

the eggbug cavorts at noon

thanks, i stole it from the eggbug

for real tho, i never call it cohost to people in conversation. i call it 4th website, or the eggbug site. just to make them go "what?" and ask more.

The eagle has shat it's pants

huge respect to you for using your cohost following for evil. thank you for your service 🫡

truly unsettled that you would speak a new "the narwhal bacons at midnight" into the world

Y'all playing with fire here!!

Excellent!

the visceral fear as my eyes flicked across the screen

if you say that to me i'm just gonna say HOLY SHIT A TALKING SHARK

I'm sure this has been brought up before, but the fatal flaw here is that it creates a barrier to people who are both a.) on cohost and b.) want to talk about a cool bug they saw

cease

if anyone says this to me in public im going to whip out a gun and kill myself infront of them

If someone did this toward me I would be so disappointed that there wasnt a stickbug or wheelmouse to see

As a Tumblr user I feel like I just woke up from an awful nightmare in a cold sweat.

we're doing this again huh

ok but you have to make up for the lack of irl cool bug by paying the cool bug tax (similar to the cat tax)

no, we must not have a "are there stairs in your house"?

I love and respect this but I’m straight up telling people “ I use cohost” because I don’t have the time to seed coded messages. No onlookers really know or care. cohost is still damn niche. we don’t have to be tumblr 2.

ALSO, and most importantly, what if there were a Cool Bug and the coded message were lost in context? There be some cool bugs out there for real

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Good thing it's not a secret handshake. I don't like touching people anymore.

A real Cohost heritage post

Another acceptable answer is "yes, it did severals"

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