

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.
child of the 80s
i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory
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when I was a teenager they took me and a bunch of other randomly selected kids aside and gave us a questionnaire about how much drugs and sex we did, and look, I was not a cool enough kid to actually do drugs and sex, but I was cool enough to know that was not the most entertaining answer to give
this is an important formative experience so you develop the essential "what would the average mildly annoyed person say to whoever interrupted their dinner to ask them this question" reflex when pondering survey results
Youtube likes to ask me questions and i like to tell them "none of the above"