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They always tell you to show up early and then always show up late. Who are they?

i think you missed the "wrong answers only" part

i break the "gay people walk at 1.5 speed" paradigm. i walk with neither haste nor dignity nor purpose. i walk like someone who was forced to at worst and someone who had nothing better to do at best.

laying down, however, i do with tenerity and style. i am the michael jordan of getting cozy.

Of 1.5x is a myth. Nyoomin' Georg is a statistical outlier with an average velocity of 200gkm/h (gay kilometres per hour)

if you're ever feeling like you have no impact on the world just remember your gay queer trans existence is causing some weak-willed christian somewhere in the world a horrible, awful, no good very bad panic attack

and also cracking an egg somewhere.

The more psychic damage you inflict ln your foes

And the power you grant your allies.