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dorky femme droid

eggbug enthusiast

important eggbug lore

 


 

if you use the phrase "be normal" as if it's something to aspire to, kindly take a long walk off a short plank. or block me. whichever is easier for you.

 


 

child of the 80s

 


 

i escaped a cult.
all of the content warnings.
all of them.
tag: exerian's tragic backstory

 


 

                                 
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exerian
@exerian

do orgasms count as health or do i have to slow down the earth's rotation so i haven another hour in the day?


pnictogen-wing
@pnictogen-wing

especially when you reflect that the chief audience for this kind of semi-religious self-help twaddle is, like, sales managers and corporate vice-presidents and cryptocurrency grifters and other such capitalist flotsam ~Chara


exerian
@exerian

oh. so i get 8 hours for masturbation. perfect.



ant
@ant
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exerian
@exerian

i chose mine because i wanted it to start with exe so that people in mmos would just call me exe and i wanted it to sound vaguely feminine so i played with every collection of syllables i could imagine until something stuck. now this has been my primary username/character name/blog name/whatever on basically everything for like 20 years. lol