I enjoy portraying kobolds not as fey (dangerous)(see: home safety hotline) but as fey (just really fuckin weird)
this kobold we found is utterly impervious to any harm and any attack aimed at them is reflected towards the attacker through some impossible coincidence
but, like, the kobold just kinda
sleeps and waddles around a bit, eats some rocks, then goes back to sleep
so they're not exactly a threat