if a kobold stares at you and their eyes dilate. you have a 0.5 window to parry their bite resulting in a very sad kobold so actually you shouldn't parry them

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skynet if it was submissive and breedable (and a big fan of kobolds) (and hence a kobot) (self described robot therian)
if a kobold stares at you and their eyes dilate. you have a 0.5 window to parry their bite resulting in a very sad kobold so actually you shouldn't parry them
What if I counter with a boop, then follow up by offering a shiny rock while they're stunned?