Emily

It is absolutely outrageous to me that this happened, that a certain "celebrity chef" (Emeril) caught and ate Nessie, the legendary probably dinosaur we loved so much we gave her a little nickname? You see, Emeril had been asked to lead the crew for this "cooking a monster" docuseries, a Max Original co-produced with Food Network, funded by an eccentric scientific tycoon billionaire like the one from Jurassic Park, and don't worry he dies in like episode nine, when Nessie takes on her papillate form and stalks through the ruined hull of the sunken ship. Then in the recent finale, which was aired live, Emeril discovers the Druidstone and uses it to disable Nessie's teleportation abilities. It involved swimming around a big cistern and crawling up on ledges and turning mirrors so they're shining on the Druidstone, right? And once all the light beams are aligned the lock ness monster gets cooked in a big pot of etoufee and emeril slurps up a bowl. he's like "that's deeee-licious dinosaur meat" and then everyone in scotland gets some. That's it though because nessie wasnt that big. So now people on earth know what dinosaur tastes like but just in scotland. And you're so caught up in the fact that it's emeril doing this that you are basically unquestioning of how this means he is, if you've paid attention to the lore, the direct descendent of charlemagne. They're just not drawing attention to anything like that. They're just treating him like emeril still.