But if I did I would make a T’au army and call them the 44 Over 7 and read enough Warhammer lore to poorly justify the name so I can annoy both Warhammer nerds and Math nerds. Their ship would be “The Unreasonable Approximation”.
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in reply to @estrogen-and-spite's post:
Tbh not only can you just make up/justify anything you want for your armies, you'll annoy Warhammer nerds regardless, even if you do follow the lore exactly
Will I annoy them in fun ways or will they just find my existence in “their” hobby annoying (which is also fun).
So as someone who last time I even touched the game was playing orks with a trans fem war chief, if you're with friends who also think it's a silly tactics game no one's serious enough get upset over anything. With strangers or average internet people I'd say the math goes: the jokey gay confident Warhammer fans, probably like the lore enough to want it preserved, not dead serious about it but like oddly look up to some of it. Then there's the large amount of white boys who have made it their whole way of life. They do both of what you said
I have some Tau in a box at the bottom of my wardrobe that I keep saying I will take out and actually paint some day and if I do I am tempted to try and make my own variation of this joke.
* explodes dimensional-fold bomb *
Time is a flat and rational-ratio circle
You mostly have to decide if they're ethereal (main) tau or the rebel big sword tau led by not-char-aznable