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every olympic sport charted by how much of a COOL SPECTACLE it is to watch and how much you can TELL WHEN WATCHING it that the people playing it are doing INCREDIBLE FEATS OF SKILL.
Please note that this measured in terms of AVERAGE DUMB JOE'S ability to understand things. Yes, all of these sports are incredibly high skill endeavors, but how much will your average american schmuck watching on nbc be able to TELL that they're such feats? will he be impressed? will he go "nah i could do that" like an idiot? this is the question we answer
also please disagree with me i don't know SHIT
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