When I was in 2nd grade I used to put salt in my milk. I don't know why I started doing it. I don't know why I kept doing it. But I did. One day one of the other kids saw me doing it, got grossed out (for some reason?) and told the teacher. The teacher literally yelled at me "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAYS YOU HAVE TO PUT SALT IN YOUR MILK, STOP PUTTING SALT IN YOUR MILK!!"
Also it was strawberry milk. I was weird