Someday I'll wake up and find that I was only ever a sea otter dreaming of humanity. I'll look around the wide ocean as the last remnants of this world flutter away from me like swarming moths, and I'll see you there, sleeping next to me, paw in paw.
"You're still having those dreams again? Maybe you were a human in your past life."
"What? You think they never existed? I thought you'd learn to trust your girlfriend in these things. I'm great mage, you know. I'm privy to the whispers of all sorts of spiritual realms, far beyond this mortal reality! When you complete your training, you'll hear them too."
"Hehehe, that look in your eyes- A needy little someone isn't interested in the world beyond our bedroom, eh? You're more interested in our carnal reality?"