survivor style show where every week the loser is tf'ed into an inanimate object and given to a collector
dramatic music plays
Bob Blackmail: "What do you mean its not a real bleeping immunity idol?"
Joanna Whitegirl: giggle
Bob Blackmail: "bleeping great. Just bleeping great. Guess I'm kissing my humanity goodbye tongiht."
[cut away to post production interview]
Joanna Whitegirl: "I'm sorry Bob, we had a thing going, but its the final four- and I can't let you be in this game any longer. I hope you live the rest of your life as a fiddle. Because I played you like one."
Immunity Idol, formerly Bob Blackmail: "I knew I was playing the villain- but, you know, I didn't think karma could catch up to me then. I was just hoping whatever's next was not too ironic. Little did I know."
"Trophy Girlfriend" Trophy, formerly Mandy Socialite: "You know what they say- what goes around comes, Bob. If I had still had hands, I'd be pouring out a whole six-pack- one for each person you backstabbed."
Totally-Not-Haunted PC-98 Game, formerly Josh Twinkthing: "Look, I know I didn't win the million dollars. I know I got voted off on week 3. Still, I can't help but think I got lucky here. I mean, getting stuck as an immunity idol? Being trapped in an mahjong/hentai game is heaven in comparison."
[cuts back to council]
Jeff, with a tf gun: "I'm sorry Bob, but your tribe has spoken."
dramatic music plays as Bob gets zapped