Maybe I should hold a funeral for myself. Possible advantages:
- Helps ensure parts of me I want to die do indeed perish.
- Allows my soul to pass onto somewhere more cool. Look- one lifetime on this planet was more than enough, thank you. Do NOT wanna be haunting this place.
- Gives me a free ticket to live out the rest of my days free and full of fancy. Look, I have already shook hands with the reaper. What else can you expect of me?