Guardian Pink, the last dashing member of the Galactic Clotheswap Guardians, fell to the floor. With a resolute flair, Space CEO Goldclaw threw a cloud of Acquisition Blades at the Guardian. Too weak to dodge, blades pierced through Pink's cape, tunic, and pant legs. Pink, now pierced to the floor, cried out in pain.
Goldclaw laughed "Is this all Earth has to offer? You truly disappoint me. Soon I'll have a dominant share in Earth itself... And then you'll all truly belong to me."
Guardian Pink glared at the Space CEO. She then spoke through wheezed breaths "You still haven't beaten..." she coughed "the last beautiful guardian."
From the edge of the battlefield, dramatic footsteps rung out. Guardian Black had arrived. And of all the guardians, they wore the prettiest dress of all.
The final beautiful guardian sized up Goldclaw with their one good eye.