"I'm flabbergasted!" The Gentrifying Germ cried, "I had you Badz Bearz Boyz figured out! My plan was perfect!"
"Hi flabbergasted! I'm Dad!" Danny Dadbod replied, dealing immense psychic damage to the Gentrifying Germ.
The Germ coughed blood. "Damn it! I had World Serpent's Disease for Victor Viking. The Callout Cold for Daphne Dragqueen. A Case of the Trims of Goatee George. And The Speedbumbs for Motorcylce Mike! But instead of Motorcycle Mike, you brought this joker!"
Goatee George, currently pinned by A Case of the Trims, yelled out between dodging scissors swipes to the face. "He really wanted- To be here- But that man- has been driving on empty- for too long" Goatee George kicked off A Case of the Trims "He's on the vacation! Danny Dadbod is our backup!"
Meanwhile, Danny Dadbod flexed in the signature Badz Bearz Boyz Sailor Outfit. The tight, poorly fitting outfit left little to the imagination. The Badz Bearz Boyz fans in the audience went wild.
"I better clean this up so I can get home in time for the big game!" Danny posed, before beginning to spin "Tailgating Tornado!"
A twister of beer and grilled meat slammed through the Gentrifying Germ and his minion. Overcome by the power of cheap alcohol and burnt BBQ, the Gentrifying Germ flew into the sunset. The crowd of onlookers cheered.
"Your charming yet affordable city block will be mine one day, Badz Bearz Boyz!" with a twinkle, the Gentrifying Germ was sanitized into the atmosphere once again.