Fey Writes

"-You'll do ANYTHING to stay by my side?" The twin-tailed beauty muses.

It's true. A few messy break ups wrecked your love life and polycule. You struggled to hold a job without support. What did you have left without your blooming friendship (love?) with this anime socialite?

"Y-yes, absolutely."

You didn't really do cosplay. But, to catch her eye, you dressed up as her favorite character, Mahou Shoujo Sapphire, for a convention. She must have noticed because she invited you to her exclusive after-party, where you just learned of her plans to move.

She flashes that wicked smile that makes you weak at the knees. You had never met such a giddy nerd with the authority of a queen.

"I don't find you UNATTRACTIVE as a person, but you're a little medium, a little half-baked. But if you SWEAR to do anything for me-"

"I do!"

"-Then look me in the eyes. Swear to me."

Her eyes pierce through your very being, twinkling with otherworldly charisma.

"Yes, I swear!"

She was already the center of your obsessive thoughts, your longing-drenched dreams. Now it feels like your very flesh waited for her word.

"You make a very cute Sapphire... But she'd never look so pathetic. Why don't you do a pose for me?"

You wipe off your tears and slowly perform your rehearsed pose, making a cute peace sign

"The real Sapphire would have better posture"

You stand up a little straighter, just for her.

"The real Sapphire could hold that pose longer"

You stiffen in your pose for her.

"The real Sapphire would smile"

Your mouth up-turns into a carefree grin.

"The real Sapphire would be shorter"

Your world grows bigger.

"The real Sapphire would be euphoric to see me"

A warmth fills your cheeks and a wetness drips between your legs

"The real Sapphire... well Sapphire isn't real-"

You feel empty and floaty-

"But thankfully life-sized Sapphire replicas are!"

You snap back, rigid and hard.

True to her word, you stand by her side in her room, between her desk and bed.

When she moves a week later, she sits you (you have many points of articulation) in the car's backseat and straps you in. It's safest that way, and her girlfriends gawk over you on the drive there.

The months drag on. She takes exquisitely good care of her things. Even her oldest collectables are cleaned and refurbished to look like new. Seeing as Mahou Shoujo Sapphire was already a decades old IP and she has never got bored of it...

You really will be with her forever.