A wonderful and lovely Fennec and friend (who I won’t name) is trying to spread a virulent and powerful curse, so if they come up to you looking like a living, overstuffed plush toy do not squeeze them.
Doing so has a chance to turn you into one too, at which point you’ll grow increasingly pillowy, desiring to be squeezed, and…. I know this audience, y’all probably think that’s great….
THE FOX ABOVE TELLS NOTHING BUT LIES!!!! LOOK AT THE CUTE SQUEEZABLE PLUSHIE DONT YOU WANNA HOLD IT???
I am not responsible for what happens to any of you. Just sayin.
