See, the truth is, while I am a Capital D Dragon, I don’t have an interest in having a hoard of gold or loyal servants- in this way, I’m unsuited to the care and maintenance of kobolds, who might require me to make decisions or do leadership things.
Yinglets? Yinglets are perfect- they’re gonna do their own thing and only require to be enabled: I don’t want servants, I want co-conspirators
