If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you want to be?
mashed

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If you were a potato, what kind of potato would you want to be?
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One of those ones that has turned unsafe to eat but still gets eaten by some terrible person and causes them to die
I yam what I yam (that is to say, North American, basic but sweet, and willing to be dubiously mislabeled for the sake of the bit).