me: i deeply regret dropping Japanese in high school because of a crisis of confidence. i've dawdled for years about starting it again and i've forgotten how to even read most hiragana and katakana characters, i fear it may be too late to start again
sean connery in You Only Live Twice: you forget i majored in oriental languages in cambridge
sean connery in You Only Live Twice, ten minutes later: ohaiyogoshaimas