FREQUENCY: 612 MHz
Testing, testing! This is Sam piloting Neptune-85. Can anyone hear me?
This is the Department of Electromagnetic Telecommunications. How can we help?
Oh thank goodness!
Look at this nerd.
And who are you?
Bored.
Listen, I'm having problems with my engine. Finally got a signal on this thing so I'm calling for help.
Good luck with that. I'm just trying to catch the golf.
People still play that?
This frequency range is reserved by the DET for telecommunications troubleshooting. Please refrain from broadcasting between 612-615 MHz. Thank you for your cooperation.
Which station's for the Vayle tourney?
This is not a channel guide. Please change stations.
Fuck you too.
Well I'll keep looking for people who give a damn.
This is probably the only post from @neptune-logs I'll share on my main account. Follow that account if you want.