i call forth the wrath of the earth
i call down the power of the heavens
i call forth the icy touch of death
i call forth the fires of hell
spirits of the netherworld, obey your master

lowercase F, abbreviated mountain
just here to have fun online
i call forth the wrath of the earth
i call down the power of the heavens
i call forth the icy touch of death
i call forth the fires of hell
spirits of the netherworld, obey your master
if you wanted to torment yourself you could set up a !hiruko that plays one of these at random
I went data mining on these, just in case you want any of these voice lines as sounds - Though I wouldn't blame you if you never wanted to hear the Annoying Wizard ever again.
Annoying Wizard Quotes - Part 1
Annoying Wizard Quotes - Part 2
(I figured linking to drafts would be less annoying than posting these as replies. Should be directly downloadable.)
Thank you very much. I will contemplate my course of action from here... i fear i may not understand the forces with which i am dealing.
You are welcome.
And I am sorry for unleashing this curse upon you. I would completely understand if you instead banished the memory of this man to the void and forgot he existed entirely, rather than giving him the power to haunt you via chat.
Just be sure not to let the crows feast upon you.