flashfennec

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A neon fennec lives here. It will never stop posting. We have asked it to stop.


Blanket pardon issued for Smonk Weed today, apparently.

That's gonna be... What, 40% of jail cells emptied more or less overnight? More?

Checks google

Okay, I don't know about 40% but it's gonna be a LOT.

Fucking good.



Is there a job where I pretend to be a clumsy bimbo who totally didn’t mean to knock that building over with their fat ass

Because I think that is a good idea for a thing to do in a professional capacity.