guilty gear is so funny imagine you hear about some ruthless bounty hunter coming after you and then it’s some cute girl in a dysphoria hoodie doing yoyo tricks, holding a teddy bear and constantly stimming by bouncing around and humming to herself.
and then she knocks one of your teeth out with her yoyo, which is giant and made of stainless steel and has .357 hollowpoint loaded into its side for some goddamn reason, and her teddy bear suddenly grows to 3x its size and glomps you before bodyslamming you with the force of a semi truck, while the girl rides on its back and shouts “rooooock the baby! :3”
the teddy bear then shrinks to normal teddy bear size and she gives it a cheerful double high five while she prepares to drag your unconscious ass to the Post-War Administration Bureau for bounty collection
