me: man it's so unfair that I can't eat Hershey kisses anymore. where the fuck am I going to source my chocolate cravings from now
my brain: god, right? hey you can still eat brownies though
me: yeah but I would have to make brownies to have some tonight
my brain: yeah but consider, brownies are like one of the easiest things you can make right now and they'll be ready to eat in like an hour or so
me:
my brain: so are we making brownies or what
me, already collecting ingredients: yeah shit I guess we're making 9pm brownies. twist my arm, why don't you
defeated depression (read: made brownies) today
