icarus lukas

that one aunt, whichever rich asshole keeps sending assassins after me, & uhhh. okay not permanently but my brother sausage. yknow for silly reasons

okay first of all im making dragons real. while my scientsits are working on that im going to blow up somepeople, like billionaires & shithaead politicians & maybe a few specific people who've wronge dme personally. also im legalizing murder but only when me & my friends do it :3c umm hmmmm what else. free hrt for everyone & better workers' rights probably. uhhh OH andf achieve immortality. thru dark magic &such of course
hmm. & maybe more garlic for me specifically

thank you cohost user salmonsupremacy, who totally isnt just me, for your extremely insightful & wise ask. this is a question for the ages, on par with such like "what is the answer to the universe, life, and everything?" & "why cobble here?" i'm sure one day we may find an answer to such a glorious question, but unfortunaelty, that is not tonight. its like 1am