- dressed informally in a boring color
- no social skills but a good person
- over the age of 40
- fat and hairy
at one end of the scale, a charming, dapper twink. at the other end, the most pathetic old man you've ever seen. tumblr users sleep when it comes to any normal guys in between. that's the theory
Tumblr is literally the inverse of guys posting a moderately attractive woman on Twitter and going "hear me out"
