im actually 2 inches tall and i live inside the 2014 dell desktop cohost uses as their server. sometimes i chew away at the wires if they dont feed me varied enough kinds of cheese. i sleep on the bundle of wires that allows people to connect to the site and my breathing makes the wireplug come loose and get put back in rhythmically which is why it takes a couple seconds to change pages sometimes. my plushie is a grain of rice