The thing you have to understand about the millennial psyche is that every thought, every impression, every idea, every experience is just somewhere in the process of circling towards one of three drains:
- Homestuck
- Loss
- DABO!!!!!!!
- Homestar Runner

The thing you have to understand about the millennial psyche is that every thought, every impression, every idea, every experience is just somewhere in the process of circling towards one of three drains:
I really want to know what this is for Zoomers. Oddly enough, I think one of them is the Nostalgia Critic.
Dabo is a fictional gambling game played at Quark's in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. It's somewhat analogous to roulette. Quark employs 'dabo girls' who are like something between a hostess and a croupier; characters are often heard shouting 'DABO!!!!' in the background in episodes when they win at the dabo tables.
for elder millennials i think it would probably be like achewood or homestar runner or jerkcity or all of the above
[Triangle with corners labeled Homestuck, Loss, and DABO!!!!] pick two