Something that i think is goofy is that orbulon has been on earth for ~1000 years but he still has trouble with english/japanese/choose your language. He’s at a massive disadvantage physiologically (you try speaking octopus language) but even thoguh hes dumb he’s also superintelligent so you’d think he’d get the hang of it by now, IF he was studying the whole 1000 years. You might be tempted to chalk it up to him being lazy except that you can’t because orbulon has been shown to be very diligent with his language studies despite struggling a little with them. So you can reasonably assume that orbulon only started learning human languages when he started being freinds with wario and crew
This is very touching but it also implies that for almost one thousand years people throughout human history have had a non-zero chance of running into orbulon not saying anything and standing like this🧍♂️
