dreams of retirement in Cancun burning ever brighter
there's a lot of ways to make money in this world
but I can't recommend insurance fraud.

| hey, i'm emrys! |
| tumblr refugee. gay sys host. |
| usa. jew in progress. |
| nov ‘01 |
| 🇵🇸 free palestine 🇵🇸 |
dreams of retirement in Cancun burning ever brighter
there's a lot of ways to make money in this world
but I can't recommend insurance fraud.
This post is brought to you by me losing all morning trying to figure out what the fuck was going on with that one outlet that I use to charge my laptop instead of... plugging my laptop in any of the working outlets literally feet away. Yes I do have a deadline tonight.
It's not even the procrastination thing of "doing anything but The Thing." It's more that this problem is now an Open Loop and the brain will not focus on anything else until the loop is closed.
IT'S CALLED "I'VE HAD A TOOTHACHE SINCE 2019" AND IT'S PRETTY GOOD IMO
Five songs! A baker's dozen minutes of pure musical material! Synthesizers and vocoder and electric guitars! Wow! Hope you enjoy these tunes. Pay whatever you want for them & please share with those who might also enjoy them! Word-of-mouth is huge where I come from (the mountains (i emerged from the mountaintops))
here's the tracklist:
- Every Hymn Sounds Like This
- Thunderstorm
- Photographic Dreams
- Tasteless Slop
- I've Had A Toothache Since 2019
you'll help pay for a future run of cassette tapes as well so if you like the album, consider paying a few bucks. or download for free, no pressure!