Spouse hears Princess Peach's castle theme in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Spouse: "this song is so romantic!"
Me: "...?! Really? I would never describe this song as romantic."
They shrug, I keep playing. The "you got a moon" music plays, my spouse starts dancing on their way to the kitchen.
Me: "Does this also sound romantic to you?"
Spouse: "No, this is SEXUAL!"
