"Fred is a writer, house husband, and dog dad. When not managing treat distribution and meeting tummy scratch quotas, he enjoys playing video games, reading, and furthering the Trans Agenda."


Spouse hears Princess Peach's castle theme in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Spouse: "this song is so romantic!"
Me: "...?! Really? I would never describe this song as romantic."

They shrug, I keep playing. The "you got a moon" music plays, my spouse starts dancing on their way to the kitchen.

Me: "Does this also sound romantic to you?"
Spouse: "No, this is SEXUAL!"


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