store-bought is fine


I want a pedantic cinema sins type guy but specifically for sex scenes in movies and tv shows, with the added twist that he clearly has not had sex more than one or two times because he frequently gets stuff wrong and seems to have a lot of misconceptions about fairly basic things


You must log in to comment.

in reply to @frenemymine's post:

Such a specific request, and yet so relatable. I can envision it now:

2 generically attractive white actors under the covers, but positioned as to imply she's riding him from on top

The guy in nasally voice: "Nooo, how could he put he insert his penis into her clitoris from that angle? It's so unrealistic. The director should have really done his research!"