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posts from @frenemymine tagged #Anime cons

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At an anime con I went to this year there was some kind of gamer fuel type energy drink that had a massive mural of an anime whale woman with huge bazongas laying on her stomach on the beach and dozens of men were lined up to drink a free sample of something called “Blowhole Blast”. You guys it’s just soda and syrup it’s not really her blowhole secretions



I constantly think about the self-promoting vtubers who got wheeled around by agency employees on those rolling screenbots at Anime Expo. They would find a guy who, not to put too fine a point on it, looked like the type of guy who gives a lot of money to vtubers, and the vtuber’s ladies-in-waiting would usher him over to the screen so she could parasocially imprint on him. It was like watching a wasp depositing its eggs in a spider. Anyway I hope they are back this year that was one of my favorite parts