store-bought is fine

posts from @frenemymine tagged #Cohost 4

also:

I have nine extra invite codes for Cohost 2. Reply with a number between 1 and 200 and a color of your choice (not taupe— don’t ask). If the number is correct and your color gives me the right kind of “vibe” about your character and lifestyle I’ll send you a code. Do NOT reply twice or create multiple accounts to request codes. For every person who does, I’ll delete one of the codes permanently from my computer and my memories. Needless to say, if you have a “rancid vibe” don’t bother replying! You are not Cohost 2 material!