“Heh… fresh meat” “hey sarge whos the newbie”
“haha you can ignore those clowns… Welcome to dunkirk kid. We do things a little differently around here.” -Dunkirk (2017)

in all seriousness Deathtrap is one of my favorite movies ever, I strongly urge you to watch it if you have not done so. It’s bonkers

Go see it if it’s still playing near you, especially if you like Gobelins stuff or French animation in general! It’s so cool, very GITS-y. Surprisingly cute and funny in parts despite some really brutal action scenes, and the French and English dubs are both great.

I can’t find this synopsis anywhere else, and certainly it would never have been greenlit by a distributor. It really smacks of an LLM to me because it seems to have latched onto a single term, “Mars Express”, and then fantasized a completely different plot about a crew of astronauts (!). The film itself only includes two very brief scenes involving the Mars Express, and it’s essentially presented as a business-class plane flight. It’s a fairly grounded sci-fi neo-noir which takes place within a Mars colony which is so well-established that it is almost indistinguishable from an Earth environment.

The review in question, which aside from this cracked-out synopsis is quite human: https://collider.com/mars-express-movie-review/

Also please watch Mars Express when it comes to streaming, it’s excellent! The sub and dub are both great.