store-bought is fine

posts from @frenemymine tagged #baby spiders

also:

I just sat down in an outdoor chair that looked like it was covered in old cobwebs with little yellow pollen balls in them. After five minutes I realized they were LITTLE YELLOW BABY SPIDERS and they were crawling all over my body. I do not have arachnophobia or anything but if there is a double digit number of spiders on me at any given time we have an issue